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All Foreigners Should Be Banned
Encourage UK Industry by reducing importing from far east. by Steve Tyree By reducing the use of china as the uk’s factory we would rebuild our own industry, reduce unemployment, retain future value...
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I bet John Ray is a nightmare in restaurants.
A couple more petitions that were rejected. At the moment the rejection feed is mostly full of petitions from people who are unaware that the Prime Minister has no control over BBC policy, and that...
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I’d Also Like Gordon Brown To Babysit On Saturday Night
give nursery education grants all year round to working parents. by angela cavell working parents are paying enough nursery fees as it is so in the holidays why do we have to pay the full amount. i...
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This is a cunning way around our ‘I Spell Paedophile The American Way’...
Nigel King. by Nigel King of British Subject (rejected) A accurate count is made and up dated to how many English are killed in England by being denied drugs and treatment which are available in...
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Dick!
proscribe al-aqsa martyrs brigade as terrorist group. by S Israel The gov’t has proscribed dozens of terrorist groups. It must proscribe al aqsa martyrs brigade for these reasons: They have committed...
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Practical Solutions are Just Not British!
We had something of a bumper crop lately. After a period of silence on the accepted petitions feed, about 200 appeared at once. Roughly 150 of them were as dumb as coleslaw, so here are 18 of the least...
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Oh, I Get It! That’s Very Clever!
The petitions below have got to be satirical, haven’t they? Fix the date of election so that it is the same date every four years. by Oliver Young I want to fix the date of election so that it is on...
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Slackers!
Send long term “job seekers” to work in the Armed Forces. by Mr Anthony Allan For too long people in Britain have been able to get a relatively large amount of money for doing pretty much nothing –...
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The Cancer Kids
NOT ban smoking in cars where there are childeren as passangers. by Kit Vardy if our passangers know that the driver (or any other passanger) is a smoker, then they make the coice to be in the...
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Have a Heart
enact legislation to clarify organ donation. by Mark Farnsworth Currently there are more people wating for transplants than there are organs. To redress the balance, to receive an organ, you must be...
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On Your Bike Episode III: Revenge of the Dick
Introduce taxation for cyclists using the roads. by S. Ross Cyclists seem to get a free ride. They dont obey road laws, they often pose a danger to motorists. There should be heavy taxation, and harsh...
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Sadly There’s No Cure For Being a Dick
Curb excessive Maternity Pay from the NHS. by Mr D Harvey Pregant NHS staff are able to heavily boost their maternity pay by doing excessive overtime in the weeks and months leading up to taking...
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Sunday Bloody Sunday III: I AM THE LAW
Propose that every shop must close at 12pm on a sunday. by Mr Nicholas Law I feel that sunday should be a day of rest for the whole of the uk. I do however understand the lack of time which the...
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Furners
stop giving foreign aid to other countries. by sandra john (rejected) spend the money in britain and lower taxes thus increasing our stanard of living and helping the economy. Why don’t people in the...
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“Alan Murders a Visitor” and Other Baffling Stories
Time for a short collection of lunacy. Where shall we begin? Oh yes, with the person who wants to be able to bludgeon unwanted house guests to death with a roaring oar: Absolute right to self-defence...
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